ANTM thoughts

1. Uh, the robot thing at the beginning? Awesomely horrific! Especially all those bad effects so obviously added in later. Apparently some of those girls can [sorta] act :P

2. I lol'd at them showing the hug between Elina and her crush, Clark.
It shows that the show is 90% editing.

3. That alaskan girl (hannah) who keeps going on about having no electricity, heating or billboards back home. I get it! You're alaskan, and alaska apparently sucks. Stop talking about it already.

4. That blond french girl (marjorie) sounds like she might explode at any second, she's so scared! And that nervous laugh, jeez, i think she needs to calm down a little :P

5. One of the judges (Paulina?) said "O rly? " !!! Not "oh really", but "o rly" ! *almost dies of laughter*

6. I love isis, she knows her stuff! I don't care what anyone else says :)

7. "Smile. *pause* Smile. *pause* Well not that much." Said by one of the make up artists to samantha. Now that's just plain mean (and hilarious at the same time!)
Not quite as good as her pose though :P

8. Clark = a pretty face, but not much else :/ She didn't know what bureaucracy was? O rly?And she was so mean about Isis.

9. I've watched a quite a few cycles now, and i still don't know how to smile with my god damn my eyes! I wish tyra would teach me, it seems like it might be the answer to everything :(

10. Note to Sharaun: You don't work through anything, you model through it! Have you not watched top model before?? [probably why she got cut to be honest]

11. I'm over Nikeysha and her "Heyyy!!!"'s. So, so over :/ I'm hoping she gets cut next week *fingers crossed*

12. Hannah loves Gossip Girl! It's like her favorite show! That's like so totally awesome!
Anyone wanna, like, go to the mall with me?

13. WTF is a fleh-dunk-a-saurus? Is that real, or did J make that up?

What I learned from ANTM today:

Model opposites:
When you're wearing a sexy, spakley red dress, model it as though you are wearing jeans and timberland boots.

My favorites just now: Samantha, Isis and Marjorie

The 10 steps to making that "new" show 90210

1. Go watch the first season of South Of Nowhere if you haven't already.
Take notes, you'll need them.

2. Take the characters of Glen and Clay and mush them together till you
get a sporty black kid who was adopted into a white family at a fairly
late age (like 8 years old or something)

3. Take Spencer, instead of being from Ohio, say she is from Kansas.
(Both in the midwest right?) Keep her fairly naive and don't give her
dark hair, give her blond highlights or red hair or something.

4. Give Ashley some puppets and a blog/vlog. Keep her dark hair and
sarcastic/bitchy outlook on life. She'll need that to write her blog.

5. Take the Arthur/the dad, make him the principle of the kid's high
school instead of having him work in social work. (He's still working
with kids so he'll manage fine)

6. You can't do anything with Paula, since Maeve is supposed to be in
this show as well (although in the 1hr 20 minutes of this [these] first
episode[s], i don't remember seeing her much/at all...) She'd probably
spot someone ripping off her character and all.

7. Take Aiden, and make his hair blond. And a little shorter. Have him
fall for Spencer.

8. Keep Madison exactly the same as she is at the beginning of season 1
down to the fact she is dating Aiden, used to be best friends with
Ashley and is a total bee-atch.

9. Remove almost every trace of gay-ness

10. Change the characters names and Re-name your show "90210".

Don't forget to have the family move to LA after the school year has
already begun, and start the season off with them in the car.

Congratulations you've made a "new" show :D Go sell it to some
unsuspecting network and watch the money come rolling in.